Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Hoboshack Part 2- The inner workings of my brain

This is how I make decisions, just so all y'all know.


Mini-van Hoboshack vs. Getting an actual place to stay

Pros:

·         No rent
·         Go on adventures or stay with friends every weekend
·         Don’t have to keep looking for a place
·         Never need to pack for anything
·         Can trade use of car for place to stay
·         Easy camping
·         Very difficult to be lazy (con?)
·         Sounds cool
·         Story to tell grandkids
·         Vaguely romantic
·         Apparently involves eating very well
·         Won’t have to make apologies for always being gone and leaving

Cons:

·         Gas money and lots of driving
·         No bathroom/shower
·         No couch
·         No internets
·         No roommates (pro?)
·         Terror of losing all of my possessions in one fell swoop (aka break-ins)
·         No place to bring someone back to (unless they’re into the minivan hoboshack, I mean, who wouldn’t be?)
·         No place to cook
·         Difficult to settle into the community (or easier? Am forced to be in public all the time)
·         Relying on generosity of others
·         Constantly looking for parking

Also (this is a list of things I want to pick up from home or buy myself. Do not take this as a request for stuff.):


Hoboshack wishlist:

*Cigarette lighter USB charger
Solar charger
Hermetically sealed chamber pot
Futon/Foam Pad
*Containers (I must go to the container store)
*Reusable bags (TJ’s or a better natural store)
Solar shower
Jetboil
Hammock
Clothes hammocks
*Tent
More blankets
*Cooler
*More snacks/cold dinner feast items
Chair

(the starred ones are the realistic ones that I actually intend to get in the near future)


4 comments:

  1. I am still laughing about the hoboshack being "vaguely romantic." I'm not quite sure how that works.

    Also - hermetically sealed chamber pot?!! What the what?! If you're going to do your business in the van, you'd better get some curtains, homie.

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  2. How about you just get yourself like 200 MRE's, I here they taste Amazing.

    Also, higher resolution, less washed out (although that might not be a good thing) version of your blog wallpaper (click me!)

    Hermetic seal is best seal!

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  3. Dude, how is a hoboshack NOT romantic? It's like, living the dream! I swear, practically everyone I talk to about this is like "Man, I wish I could do that..."
    My response, "Not that hard, bro, just stop paying rent and live in your car. It's like, the easiest thing ever."

    And you may scoff at the chamber pot, but until you wake up in some random residential neighborhood by the cliffs and need to pee like nobody's business and then drive around gradually feeling more and more like Johannes Kepler until you, with crying relief, finally manage to find a public beach bathroom, then you will understand that hermetically sealed chamber pot is an excellent idea.

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  4. And to bro man, the high res looks awesome! I actually changed this pic to be more washed out so it wasn't overwhelming, but I think I'll take that high res version, it's pretty sweet. I'll just tone it down a bit.

    I'm going to vote no on MREs. Just no. I'm saving enough money on rent that I can afford to buy food that actually started its existence in the dirt, rather than a factory. :P

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